JAH Strategies

Same-Sex Marriage

2006-12-10T13:25:00.000-08:00

"I have to think that the decisive outcome of yesterday's vote on the same-sex marriage motion was exactly the result that Stephen Harper was looking for."

I think the decisive outcome of yesterday's vote on same-sex marriage was exactly the result that TDH was looking for.

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Conspirators

2006-11-15T21:07:00.000-08:00

It has come to my attention that there are some in Vancouver Quadra who are plotting against my blog. Perhaps they are in the pocket of TDH, or maybe they are his allies?

Nevertheless, I should never have underestimated the wiles of Vancouver Quadra. I should have known they would instantly understand the pernicious purposes of my blog. They saw right through my facade of innocence.

I am dismayed, though, that they should plot against me. To Vancouver Quadra, I say, "et tu?"

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A Craven Man

2006-11-10T12:30:00.000-08:00

Though TDH may be my nemesis, the man who with one unforseen punch broke TDH's nose is nothing more than a coward.

This fool tried to buy an umbrella; TDH was not open for business and refused. This cowardly man in question got angry, and "sucker" punched TDH.

My props to TDH for throwing down his cowardness and resisting this evil-doer's coerced purchase.

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Great Success

2006-11-06T22:17:00.000-08:00

After weeks of indecision and fear, TDH has finally caved in to my overwhelming pressure.

He has agreed to bike race me.

This decision, however, has been tinged by TDH's characteristic cowardness. He has asked that I give him several months to train for this race.

Since I know that no amount of training could possibly allow TDH to defeat me in a bike race, I readily agreed.

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Bulk

2006-11-02T21:54:00.000-08:00

"I wonder if the Tories have considered investing in a bulk order of muzzles."

Is that how TDH bought his track suits?

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Knowledge

2006-10-31T18:36:00.000-08:00

It appears as though TDH is fully aware of my challenges; yet, he still has not accepted them. TDH has no valour. To me, that is the sign of a cowardly girl.

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TDH

2006-10-29T11:42:00.000-08:00

As I earlier reported, TDH lacks cojones. He did not show up to the gathering aforementioned.

Was he too daunted when it came time to don a costume, or did he became too timorous at the thought of facing me?

Probably a little bit of both.

NB. TDH still refuses to bike race me. I'd assume that with all those track suits he wears, he'd at least be able to ride a bike.

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Gathering

2006-10-27T11:44:00.000-07:00

I have heard that a senior member of the Michael Ignatieff campaign is having a small Halloween party this coming Saturday. Costumes are required.

This may pose some serious problems for TDH, however, as he does not have the cojones to wear a costume.

By the way, TDH still refuses to bike race me. Do the T and the D stand for timorous and daunted?

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Cowardness

2006-10-24T18:22:00.000-07:00

TDH still refuses to bike race me.

Bike Race Update!

2006-10-23T22:44:00.000-07:00

News on my bike race challenge!

TDH is still craven and refuses to bike race me.

"So while I am prepared to respect the will of the 5000 delegates that will determine our next leader, I am also very scared by the abovementioned scenario. Because, quite frankly, I'm not ready to welcome Mr. Rae's bastard child into our family."

But is that right? I mean, you were welcomed into your family, weren't you?

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TDH's Blog

2006-10-19T00:13:00.000-07:00

What's with TDH's website? It always slows down my computer when I go to it. What's with that shit?

Buy a decent blog site TDH. And Bike Race Me. Coward.

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TDH is a Coward

2006-10-15T20:47:00.000-07:00

TDH Strategies still refuses to bike race me. This is an outrage.

"• Does anyone else find it interesting that the day Stephen Harper took a thinly veiled shot at Rick Mercer, Bob Rae showed his bony ass to the country on the Rick Mercer Report?"

We all know TDH loves Bob Rae's ass, and wishes he could touch it.

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Bike Race

2006-10-13T11:54:00.000-07:00

"Could the wares of sexy members from both the Michael Ignatieff and Gerard Kennedy teams be serving as some of the most potent recruitment tools to initiate crossover between the campaigns? I wouldn't know of course, because I have no such powers within my arsenal."

I think we all know who team Ignatieff has employed in this pursuit.

TDH has equivocated at my bike race challenge. He cannot decide whether he wants to lose to me or if he wants to decline the challenge. I slap TDH with my white glove. I wait for his response. The heat is on.

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Volpe

2006-10-04T18:36:00.000-07:00

"A bright light for the Joe Volpe campaign."

What will Rick Mercer say when he learns you refuse to bike race me?

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2006-10-03T21:08:00.000-07:00

"While I know the immediate inclination of pundits like myself is to map out the clearest path to victory for each candidate (the deals, the alliances, the ballots), for this post I have chosen to buck the trend and talk about what this leadership race means to me"

I wanted to see you plot the clearest path to victory of each candidate.

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Challenge

2006-10-02T23:16:00.000-07:00

"I feel celebratory, but I need some time to collect my thoughts on the outcome of this weekend."

Then let's go for a bike ride.

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War on TDH Strategies

2006-10-02T23:06:00.000-07:00

TDH is going down. I will use my blog to crush him. Also, TDH, I challenge you to a bicycle race.

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